Hello, Mrs Robinson

Iris Robinson, the 60 year old former member of Parliament was forced to resign following her exposed affair with a 19 year old. All this hulabaloo about May-December romances when the woman is the older party reminds me of a Sophie Tucker joke:

"I bumped into my old beau, Ernie yesterday and he says to me, 'Soph' ('cause he always calls me Soph) He says to me, 'Soph, I'm now 80 years old and I found me a 20 year old lover. What do ya think of that?!!'"

"I says to him,'Ernie, I, too am 80 years and just as you, I've found me a 20 year old love. But let me tell you something, Ernie. Twenty goes into eighty a helluva lot easier than eighty goes into twenty!!!'"

That's all I'm saying.